不在卅城就在去卅城的路上
电话响起,方强拿起听筒,那边是老同学老五极富感染力的骂娘声。
“妈的,傻X飞机晚点了!我刚出飞机场,正在打车去酒店,安顿好就去找你。现在五点,到那能赶上走秀吗?”
还没轮到方强答话,电话那头已经自己作答,“算了,我现在直接过去找你,晚上回来再去酒店。”
放下电话,想着这小子气急败坏的样子,他笑得肚子都痛了。
方强完全理解这种气急败坏。
欺上瞒下,公然旷工;顶着老婆查岗的压力,编出弱智的出差理由;忍痛买全价机票飞来G城省城,次日还得屁颠屁颠赶回去――就只为了这么一个晚上,而且,当然绝不是为了找老同学聚会而已。该死的航空公司,几乎使这一切都白忙活。
老五远在华东,非要这样千里奔袭,只是因为收到了一条短信,内容如下:卅城新开五星XX酒店,欧美风情东北韵味,奔驰车模气质文员,94女儿红,大型T台秀。特别推介上海XX学院32位***正式挂牌。
此类短信并不陌生,尤其是对那些手机号码比较“阳亢”的朋友来说。人们通常将其归为“垃圾短信”而果断删除――当然,内容带劲儿的,还会乐滋滋地回味一会儿。不过,对于这条短信的含金量,老五却毫不怀疑。方强也不怀疑。只因为它来自卅城。
很少人会无缘无故收到来自卅城的邀请,同样,收信者也很少怀疑其真实性。事实上,全国哪里的色情短信你都可以怀疑,唯独来自卅城的,你大可相信。
这就是信誉。
半个小时,这厮已经到了楼下,方强不敢相信,拿着枪低着的士司机的脑袋也就这么快了吧。他开车出去,老五还没坐稳,就指着手机短信里附带的详细行车路线,说:“走吧,一个小时应该能到。”
因为生活在卅城的“一小时生活圈”,方强这些年经常“被聚会”,频率甚至比读书时还要高,他找到了学生时代没有体会到的集体感。
从这个意义上说,方强觉得自己跟中国制造业一样,都挺感激卅城的。
上路后,两人一边闲扯,以便展望未来几小时的美丽时光。请人吃饭,不如请人洗澡,这话精辟啊。
车窗外,南方的夜晚姗姗来迟。
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